NOTHING WILL WORK UNLESS YOU DO

You know, they say "act as if you're already where you desire to be." Well, I've mastered that to a T. I mean, I know I'm funny – no doubt about it. But being spontaneously funny without any prior connection? That's like trying to juggle flaming torches while riding a unicycle... on a tightrope... over a pit of hungry crocodiles. Right now, my joke-telling skills are on life support, like I'm hooked up to a comedy ventilator or something. I need assistance, pronto!

But hey, here's the silver lining – finding my comedic voice should be a blast, right? I refuse to call it "work"; it's more like a hilarious adventure. I just know how tough it is out here in the comedy jungle. If I want people to flock to my shows, I've got to be worth every penny. And trust me, I'm determined to be worth every laugh and every penny.